Mega hit vampire show True Blood is garnering a lot of buzz about their next season. So what is being thrown around? The writers and creators of the acclaimed series were reportedly discussing details of what’s next at the Paley Center this week.

We heard reassurances that Bill and Sookie will be holding strong. Hmmm, how about we split them up to add to the tension? I never did get used to that name, soooookiiiieeeee. Sounds like a sushi dish gone bad. Anyway… Also heard that tons, or as they said it, boatloads of new characters are coming in. Really? Wonder what precipitated that move. New characters, sure. But boatloads? Guess there’s a glut of unemployed actors out there. Among them will be werewolf Alcide. Who? Allegedly still uncasted, but rumored to be appearing starting the third episode. We’ll see. What they really need to add are some more hotties. Female hotties. There are enough male neck biting, blood suckers on that show. We need more of the tender loving type of neck biting, blood sucking battie femme fatales.

Though it’s been said that there will be no out-of-place casting (Snoop can go back to the sidelines of USC football practices), rumors are that Skarsgard appears sans clothing (well, almost fully sans textile) in the first episode of season 3. A big cheer from the contingent who can’t wait to see that. Some of us would rather see Rogue naked.