More drama coming out of the Tiger Woods saga.  It appears that sources are coming out of the woodwork to claim that Tiger Woods overdosed on Ambien and Vicodin the day he was admitted to the hospital.  Reports are that Tiger was admitted to the hospital under an alias, William Smith.

Tiger’s admission records seem to list “OD” as the cause of admission.  Upon his arrival and admission, Tiger was located in the fifth floor of the hospital.  That floor was promptly locked down.  All this time, Elin Nordegren, his wife, was at his side.

Perhaps reporters can corroborate reports of Tiger’s pill use by asking the many cocktail waitresses out there if Tiger ever popped a pill before, during or after doing the wild thing with them.  Maybe a blue pill was also used?

As if all this ruckus wasn’t enough, Elin had to make yet another trip to the hospital, this time to follow her mother as she was admitted.  Visiting from Sweden, the elder Barbro Holmberg became ambulatory and Elin followed the transport using a black Escalade.  Or maybe that was her twin sister Josefin?  Hmmm, twin sister.  I wonder if Tiger… Anyway, how many SUVs do the Woods family have?  And why isn’t it a Buick, which Tiger promotes?

While all of this is going on, several women who claim to be one of Tiger’s many hoochie mammas have been parading around town, visiting swanky places in the hopes that the papparazzi would take notice and give them coverage.  Of course they obliged, but really, if those cocktail waitresses are parading up and down swanky avenue, they really shouldn’t be seen getting into their banged up econoboxes.  Heck, if they’re gonna play the part, they need to look the part.