Horny Tiger’s mistress count keeps going up.  That’s right, folks, this guy can’t seem to keep his putter in his pants.  His off-the-course conquests are now rivaling his accomplishments on the green, if you choose to see it that way.  He puts all other adulterers to shame with his mounting mistress count.  Now, we have hardcore porn actress Veronica Siwik-Daniels, who performs under the name Joslyn James as the latest Tiger pussy cat identified.

Those pussy cats have the potential to cash in, as porn king Steven Hirsch of Vivid Entertainment has offered $1 million to any of Woods’ little hoochie mammas to star in a porn flick.  One such pussy cat, Los Angeles porn star Holly Sampson, already has scenes in two upcoming Vivid movies.  It appears Tiger was dipping his driver into Sampson around the time he started seeing Nordegren in 2001.

While the pussy cats’ economic possibilities might be on the rise, Tiger’s penchant for busty sluts could turn into a marketing disaster.  He hasn’t been seen in a prime-time ad since November 29.  Pepsi has confirmed that it has dropped its Gatorade Tiger Focus drink.  Despite these events, it appears that fans are unfazed and don’t care that his clubs have been visiting holes other than that of his wife Elin.  A Marist poll shows that over 90% don’t care about his infidelity when deciding whether or not to buy products he has endorsed.

Accenture, the consulting company whose ads are shamelessly nearly 100% Tiger branded, is probably scrambling to figure out an approach to mitigate the Tiger fiasco.  As a consulting company, Accenture is adept at spinning the truth, so no doubt they’ll find their way out of this Tiger mess by doing what they do best, and that is, BS their way out of it.